Women don't know women

I had the weirdest dream. I was third wheeling with Hazel Grace Lancaster and Augustus Waters and it wasn't awkward we just hung out, I totally shipped them, everything seemed totally normal, didn't even fangirl that much.
If you don't know who these people are shame on you (TFIOS).

Also if you watch this and listen to the first 3 seconds, you will hear the voice of a well known person I mention in my blog. She's totes famous, she can go to Hollywood like tomorrow.

What I really want to talk about today is one of the many challenges we females face while living our tough female lives. That is giving advice, more specifically, giving advice to guys.

See men asking women for gurrl advice is quite common, because they think, that since we are the same gender, we understand each other well and can just fucking tell you exactly what you gotta do in a given situation. Slight issue though. Women are wonderful yet VERY complicated human beings that can give you a hard time even if they have a halo above their head.

Unfortunately, we don't even understand each other properly.

 There's always drama this drama that, girly stuff, emotion, woops wrong time of the month to ask if you gained weight, etc. Obviously, if you choose the right people or women to hangout with, you won't be dealing with unnecessary drama, but there always might be excessively emotional situations involved.

And now I'm not saying you should stay away from girls/women because it's gonna waste your time. I'm saying that girls are slightly more unpredictable to give advice on to boys. Wait, let me rephrase that: When you(male species) asks me for advice about girls, I 70% have no idea what to tell you and just speak sentences to boost your self confidence. The other 30% is basically masking the bullshitting with big fancy words.

We are always there to help, but we don't always know what to say, but because we're women we always say something even if it is absolutely no use at all. At least that's what I do. Not sure if it's a good thing.

Also, we might just want to hear about your girl problems to get some gossip. Yep, we can be bitches like that.

SO males, men, boys; next time you don't know what to do on a first date with a girl, or you don't know how to approach a girl, here's things, that will never fail:

1. Humour - girls like to be able to laugh. We live an emotional life, we gotta get some endorphins from elsewhere than sex.

2. Self-confidence - HEALTHY THAT IS. Somewhere in-between not running away in the middle of your date and getting your dick wet from looking at yourself in the mirror.

3. Be yourself - I know this is a very weird piece of advice, but if you are on a date or you like someone, obviously you want them to like you for who you are and not for who you think might impress them. Unless you just want to get laid....I think...

So here I am giving advice to men publicly on my blog. Never thought I was ever going to use that sentence on the internet. BRAVO Girl can hire me now...actually BRAVO Boy...yeah that doesn't exist..

Educational quote to end with:

"I'm gonna ig-nori you, until you notice me!" - White girl sushi problems.