Also, in celebration of great puns here's an example of the customer service guy of GTA V either having a mental breakdown or shitting himself laughing:
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Vagina day. Jaaaykaaaaay.
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It is that time of the year again and it is when companies (mostly retail shops) use this to market their products for you to buy and give to your loved ones. I don't really celebrate Valentine's day but I found this awesome super cheesy thing that I found on Tumblr and I think is a great V-day gift ;)))) ou basically record yourself saying something or singing something and you proceed to upload that on the page aaaaand you get a bracelet of the wavefronts of your voice HOW AWESOME IS THAT :OOO
And for the other half of the population:
It's that time of the year when companies market their products and make all sorts of DISCOUUUUNNTTTSSSS. Also, because I'm a huge fan of Grace Helbig (if you don't know her and you watch her and you don't like her and you continue reading this blog........I will curse you with SOMETHING SUPER SWAGGY AND BELIEBER-Y).
Her movie Camp Takota is coming out on V-day and although I'd love to torrent it I think she deserves the few bucks for a low budget movie with three Youtubers in their early 30s and obviously a better future perspective than me.
Back to how this all became a post about consumer culture (y). Valentine's day means free chocolate and the occasional flowers that die the next day. I can't have any chocolate so all I am left with is basically getting excited about limited edition bullshit. Like limited edition bubble tea all new LACTOSE-Y FLAVOURS MMMM SO MY THING. Limited edition eyeliners, where you can poke your eyes out, now with a sophsticated yet still cool *does something with her hand to substitute words* to it for a limited time and 20 cents less!
Speaking of sarcasm, I am the last person to go shopping with. It takes me around 45 minutes to find something MUCH better to do than drooling on things I can't buy anyways. And when the 45 minutes is exceeded and I am still forced to carry on, I play this game called i-only-enter-shops-that-have-comfy-seats-to-sit-on-or-meet-me-in-the-foodcourt.
Honestly though, once we grow up and become whatever the fuck we become, we will definitely use Valentine's day as a marketing opportunity and release all sorts of limited editions of god knows what. Unless you become a lawyer.
That would be so weird: Save with us!V-day limited edition! Get a divorce lawyer and get a settling dinner with your divorcee for free! hahahaha *snort* okay I laughed at my joke a little more than I should have.
Even the things you can't make unique and limited is made unique and limited by super creative people of large corporations with 265 degrees and certificates in creative uni full of creative courses. If it goes on like this, they will invent fucking lightsabers that sprinkle bacon everytime you make an 'S' shape with them and the owners would be called Tinkerbacons!! Gosh isn't life just wonderful!
Tomorrow is just another day. Keep that in mind. Unless you won't and I totally respect that (I dedicated the first paragraph for the type V people).
Have a lovely Valentine's day either celebrating it with your significant other or not celebrating with your significant other or not celebrating at all and spoiling yourself with the wonders of marketing (I mean it's a seasonal thing, go ahead and check the bubble tea out). OR enjoy the comfort of your significant other through Google Hangout and make various face expressions to the Hangouts sound effects. Yep that sounds satisfying.
My degree in applied sarcasm.
Educational quote to end with:
"U r much wow...very mine?" - your Mom last night
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