Acrocsalypse

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So today, I slipped.

Even though that is already a hilarious thought, it is not the end of the story.

It started off like any other day. I had a dream about Kim Kardashian stealing my new born baby and then I spent the day helping my cousin write an essay about climate change. After 6 hours, a pack of chips and waaay too many inside jokes; we wrote 347 words.

I also filmed her as she was begging me to write the whole thing for her. She threatened me. With KK. SHE WAS IN VIENNA TODAY WHICH IS ONLY 80KM AWAY.

Anyways...

As I came back from the nostalgic 5 hours of high school, it started raining. It wasn't raining, it was pouring. Obviously, the fucks given were nowhere to be found, until my dad called to come and drive the car home (from this local bar, which is a 10min walk). So I took an umbrella and fucking walked in the rain all the way to the bar in my cheap furry crocs. As I finally approached the entrance, I closed my umbrella, entered the bar and ofcourse, it was absolutely full with a business team building thing or what not....and my first step inside was a slip. All because of the wet crocs and the stupid slippery fucking floor. But that was still okay, until it seemed like everyone stopped what they were doing to watch me fail at choice of footwear in this weather. To top it all off, my dad was actually having a serious meeting with someone, and I probably loosened the tension a little (yeah dad, you're totes welcome).

But that was still okay, I drove the car home. I felt super embarassed, but also took the sign from the gods above, because this was the first time in 2 weeks that I went out in public and maybe it wasn't such a good idea...

So when I came home and faced my embarassment and reconsidered my life choices and blamed it on the super slippery floor in the bar and went to sleep, my dad came in and told me not to worry, because he destroyed the crocs.

HE FUCKING DESTROYED THE CROCS I SLIPPED IN LIKE LEGIT TOOK IT APART BIT BY BIT AND CUT IT AND OMG I laughed so hard I was like dad you are a sassy white girl and I love you.
And that does not change my opinion about crocs, because they are still more practical than flip flops or any other slippers..hah why didn't I think of that pun.

I honestly couldn't have thought of a more plot twisted day.

It is almost 1 am and I am still laughing at this. Can't spell 1 am without badass.

Goodnight!

Educational quote to end with:

"Unfortunately, politics" - answer to anything really (cousin, KM)