Pi!

Here is to lighten up the atmosphere of this blog post with a sunset. How I.R.O.N.I.C. hahahahha.

It has been surprisingly warm and sunny these past few days and it just BRIGHTENS my day yuknowmmmsayynnn

MAYBE it's because we are harnessing wind power too much, which is slowing the winds down and making the temperatures rise GOSH this theory should get more credit, than it is right now on the internet. Thanks for the ego boost Joe B.

He seems to be having issues with the letters I and Q. When I was 3 years old, I cried, because I couldn't get into a small yellow toy porsche car. Today, as a grown woman, I know you only need to be a dumb politician to be able to do that. NO OFFENSE TO THE SMART POLITICIANS (JOKE INTENDED)

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Glad you're done.

And even with all this bullshit happening in this world (and I won't rant more, because this could get racist and weird really fast), we still have the bullshit that does make the world a better place.

Like how dogs will love you, even though you eat ice cream and watch trashy TV shows all day, how you can put melted cheese on any type of potato (WELL I CAN'T), how women walk around with 120939028 eggs in their vaginas and they don't have to get rid of them cause they are carrying too many items like in Skyrim. How you only need to make a phone call for cooked food to be on its way to your house, how we can all quote Mean Girls, even if you deny it and are male, how good it feels to ditch something, that is not superior to your bed (let's be honest here, bed is always on top of the list), how some bullshit you have said on the internet can make to a comment in a famous youtuber's video, how chocolate can make everything easier (especially women on period...BIG HELP HERE GUYS), how the faces in gay porn make great reaction gifs, how instantly we can become friends if you make a racist joke....

Wooaaah did you buy a ticket to this train of thought? bet you didn't expect this! :O

This post is just a reminder, that it really is the little things you should appreciate....not the bigmacs, but the nuggets. Not the Russia, but the South Korea. Not the world trade center, but what's left of it (OOPS A LITTLE TOO MUCH REDDIT KICKING IN). And if you really are limited to having to stay at home, appreaciate it, because you'll grow up and shit will get different. If you are confused, peel some potatoes and melt some cheese on it biatch.

Much love

Educational quote to end with:

"Adapting is a common natural way for people to adapt to their environment." - Joe Barton, nobel prize winner in wind theory