P.H.Deep #1 Alonely

There are two kinds of people. People that are alone, and people that are alonely. Recently, I have discussed this with my very very close friend...let's name her Stephanie...who has been asking me about being alone and how it scares her. This situation usually occurs after a loss, breakup, or just simply the "growing up" phase in life, where you finish high school and you just feel empty because all your friends have left to various universities or you feel they have moved on to different people (ew that sounds like they're a disease). YEAH BASICALLY I'm trying to reach out to all the people that call themselves foreveralonelonemoners and aren't comfortable about it.

Well listen up and listen close.......BEING ALONE IS WONDERFUL!!!!

Wait......what??!?!1!

Yep, that's right. There is nothing wrong with spending some time alone with yourself (in the cleanest way possible that is...huehue). Scumfucks that use this time to entertain themselves with how "I-don't-have-any-friends-this-be-my-pet-rock" you are, clearly have never spent some time alone. Or are afraid to spend time alone.

THERE IS NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF

Us human beings, we are built to breed and mate and all that wonderfully social stuff that comes before, but we were built as individuals!! We are capable of working/living/nothingdoing alone sometimes. I LOVE BEING ALONE. Treat yourself as a date!!!

Here are some tips on how:

• Take yourself to a super hipster coffee/bistro place, where everyone is currently taking pictures of their ordered beverages and order whatever the fuck you want. That includes the biggest and most colourful cocktail or cake. Even if you're worried someone will question your sexuality with all those rainbows. NEWSFLASH NOBODY CARES. You're alone, nobody will judge you.
• Cinemas only for the emotionally strong. 
• If the weather is undertheweather, snuggle up in your bed, get your laptop and download 89823902 seasons of a great TV show, or just scroll tumblr while sipping on some tea (okay maybe not that edgy). 
  
• Take a walk with earphones on listening to the latest album of your favourite band or artist (or the Skyrim soundtrack in my case) and just enjoy the fucking moment. 

The key is to love yourself. You are not a lonely potato couch. People like that don't exist. When you feel like having human contact or socializing, go and do that. But I totally understand if you'd rather stay on tumblr sometimes (obviously not forever, scrolling doesn't make us lose weight or earn money unfortunato) because people are just people and there is a very little amount of them you can trust and call your friend. But don't be afraid to socialize with yourself. After all, you are you in your own body and your mind with your decisions trusting yourself....

So, to conclude; it is okay to be alone sometimes and once you realize how wonderful this alonetime is, you won't be feeling alonely every time you are in the presence of yourself only....and maybe a triple chocolate banana brownie.

Stephanie gurl, read this shiz. And maybe we can figuralonely things out ;)

P.S. This also applies to people in a relationship. Sometimes you are obliged to be alone. You can't always be stuck together exchanging salivas, because I mean what if you exchange so much saliva you become one another?????? :O 

Here's a great Skyrim track you should listen to:

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"I don't believe everything they say on the internet" - No white girl ever