Internet things that will always be the shit

The sun came out today finally, and yes, I did take edgy pictures of the pretty sunset:

In other news, my good friend....uuuh...Sarah...put glue in her tea instead of sugar today. And I thought I had a rough night when I ran into the closed door while going to pee completely sober.

BUT ENOUGH OF RANDOMNESS, HERE GOES TODAY'S TOPIC:

People of Tumblr, reddit and the 4chan subreddit and twitter (not facebook, people still make harlem shake posts on facebook) are very specific people, because they won't judge you on anything (much) , but your internet knowledge. And to be honest, i do too. If somebody came up to me with a meme shirt with FUUUUUUUUU on it....man you'd be crucified. If you think that's still cool, I cringe. Not to mention how 4chan would bring your crucifixion to a whole new level #cutforbieber.

For those of you who don't know 4chan, it is: "The utter cesspool of humanity. The very lowest common denominator of humor. The Bottom of the Internet." Check it out here. The creator clearly knows what he is talking about. 

Internet "things" always have this specific humour, that is easy to pickup after spending a few Friday nights on the low altitudes of the internet. It is cool. I remember when doge was trending, me and Stephanie were literally suffocating in a bus ride to town because we kept making doge references and there was this extremely PDA couple sitting in front of us and you can imagine the amount of coolness we had to hold in so we don't get stabbed. But it's 2014 and we have to put doge behind us just like my last profile picture did:

At the start of the more popular vine era I was shedding Niagara falls from my eyes. It was hilarious. I used to laugh so loud at vine compilations, my parents would question my sanity and subtly slip psychologist contact cards under my door (no they didn't, but I wouldn't be surprised if they did). Now I would just scroll past any vine. Yet my sister still watches them; the really low budget ones on instagram. Yes, I know you're reading and okay, I will peacefully fall asleep to you playing flappy bird in the room next door. 

NOT TO MENTION twerking. Major Lazer and Diplo (same thing) tried to bring dancehall music to the commercial music industry and their music videos are pure big black twerking butts but noooooo a white buttless hillbilly has to conquer the world with a flappy turkey as her ass aimlessly shaking and apparently making a point...i mean trend.

But let me tell you what will always be "the shit" of the internet. I will always consider using gifs as a privileged way of describing what is on my mind. Also, it is the closest to Hogwarts we can get HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT DISSING THAT. Gifs (that's right, not jifs) are gonna be here for a long time and we will be showing the most antique reaction gifs to our grandchildren with pride. 

PUNS WILL ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS be the shit because they are clever and funny and at times dirty but thats okay cause some people think clean and then you laugh at how different people are and im not trying to make a statement here i swear.
And last, but not least, I will always feel accomplished when I Rick roll you. And I will always feel completely stomped when I get rick rolled. 

That's it about my internet confessions. Let's hope you're not wearing a shirt with a meme on it or a Macklemore reference (plz....don't....).

Educational quote to end with:

"Full docs, or didn't happen" - Both my boyfriend and WikiLeaks