How to be single.

Today I pulled a nerve in my tongue by licking peanut butter off of a small teaspoon. So this is what single life feels like...

For the record, my tongue still hurts and I still have no idea what I am doing with my life.

BUT my sister clearly does, as she once again proved herself as a special snowflake:

I mean come on, is there a better picture for "no fucks given" or "free spirit" ?. Besides JB?

Also, I wanted to take a picture of this girl being amazing at gymnastics and reminding me how much of a wooden stick I am, but instead I think I invented a new way of planking:

OOPS.

Well, if you were expecting a great blog post about how to be single, I am sorry, but I have no fucking idea how. 

Hopefully I will.

Until the, stay sassy.

Educational quote to end with:


"Don't sprain your tongue nerves while giving BJs...or eating crunchy PB." - Me