Bratislava....I'm sorry, where? (February edition)

Yes. I live in a teeny weeny city called Bratislava, which is the capital city of the teeny weeny country called Slovakia in the teeny wee...I mean...glorious and wonderful Europe.
Now, I'm not going to write any facts out here, cause guess what 21st century global citizens, CLICK HERE TO REVEAL MAGIC.

Anyways, Bratislava, besides its corrupt government and really bad youth culture, is quite cute. As I have lived here my whole life I can tell you, that the size of the old town and town centre is very convenient. Mostly because your travel time does not usually exceed 30 minutes (unless you go to the shopping centres located on the ring roads for PEOPLE THAT LIVE NEAR THERE OR ARE COMING FROM OUTSIDE THE CITY OR WANT TO GO FURNITURE SHOPPING IN IKEA. Not going to name anyone but YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE).

The good thing about Bratislava is, that its small size and small-ish population are just about right to provide you with safe-ish streets

I decided to put together some super edgy pictures I took earlier this year, to show you some of it.

much me

If you're wondering why it looks so grey, well that is a result of my laziness, because these pictures were taken in February, and I've been putting this blogpost off since then.

So in conclusion, Bratislava is the best smallest and sort-of kinda developed place ever...besides maybe the Vatican...and like...Liechtenstein.


Educational quote to end with:

May the 4th be with you" - very relevant