Wednesday, 12 March 2014

Blonde meets 21st century

Let us take a moment to thank the lords, gods and cats that we are not Biebs, and that we understand the basic concepts of humour (even though they might be super basic) and also the fine line between entertainment and omg-I-want-to-slap-you-with-a-cannonball-idity.
If you don't know what I'm talking about (which let's face it is most of the time cause damn it's hard to follow) Click here to be updated. However, I warn you, it is full on cringe worthy material.

Let us also appreciate the fact, that we were practically born into a technological outburst, and the transition from iOS to Android is pretty much a super power we hold in our hands.


The reason why we must appreciate it, is because I have just had the most blonde-meets-computer days. And although I am super embarrassed about it, let's be honest here, what else would make you feel better about yourself, than my fails at life.


SO..

I wanted to install a software on my computer, which I downloaded as a file and had to follow through 8 steps to complete the installation. #nopiracyarrarr

For starters, I skipped step 1, because it didn't make sense to me and I thought it would be okay, because I mean it is a file that needs to be installed gosh step 1 did not say that.


Step 2 did. And so after I installed everything by skipping step 1, I complained for weeks, that it doesn't work and blamed the technology like some retarded seal old grumpy biology teacher.

Then, when my boyfriend had a great laugh (not to mention how quickly this story got to my Indian friend), I was like: okay imma do dis. So I started with step 1, and because it still didn't make any sense BF walked me through on Google hangouts, super frustrated, but entertained at the same time.

By the time it was becoming annoying that step 1 took so long, this happened:

BF: Okay, so now open "My computer" icon
A: OPEN YOUR COMPUTER ICON HOW THE FU-



.........................yes..............I said that........................BUT YOU KNOW WHAT SHIT HAPPENS OKAY! and not only because of my hair colour.

The lesson I learnt is, don't buy a MAC, it makes you computer stupid. And to be honest, that is the last thing you want to be. You could rather be a rapist, than computer stupid. Don't slow down the system man!
I'm glad I found Mac as a great excuse for computer dumbness, but I mean I did own one for 7 years. Go ahead and hate me Mac lovers (because I know you're there, blogger tracks your IP addresses so I know all your operating systems).

I am just glad I can always learn from my mistakes....................does any of you know what an ISO file is btw?

Educational quote to end with:

"Um" - first horse that got ridden





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